January 7, 2010 at 9:08 pm · Posted by yosef · Filed under awesome, movies
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, i.e. the Big Lebowski translated into Shakespearean English, is the best thing the Internet has ever produced. (Thanks, Jono!)
WOO: Rise, and speak wisely, man–but hark; I see thy rug, as woven i’the Orient, A treasure from abroad. I like it not. I’ll stain it thus; ever thus to deadbeats.
[He stains the rug]
THE KNAVE: Sir, prithee nay!
BLANCHE: Now thou seest what happens, Lebowski, when the agreements of honourable business stand compromised. If thou wouldst treat money as water, flowing as the gentle rain from heaven, why, then thou knowest water begets water; it will be a watery grave your rug, drowned in the weeping brook. Pray remember, Lebowski.
THE KNAVE: Thou err’st; no man calls me Lebowski. Yet thou art man; neither spirit damned nor wandering shadow, thou art solid flesh, man of woman born. Hear rightly, man!–for thou hast got the wrong man. I am the Knave, man; Knave in nature as in name.
BLANCHE: Thy name is Lebowski.
September 1, 2009 at 4:56 am · Posted by yosef · Filed under awesome
Scary People Holding Puppies
November 20, 2008 at 1:28 am · Posted by matthew · Filed under awesome, movies, sports
I’ve made a new video of Paul. Enjoy. -Jazmin
Paulie gets a move on
November 2, 2008 at 12:37 am · Posted by matthew · Filed under awesome, video, video games
This is a very good YouTubevideo… as good as it gets from amateurs. In fact, it’s almost as good as the one Jazzy made.
Do do do, do do do-do do.
December 21, 2007 at 6:04 am · Posted by elisa · Filed under awesome
check out our (honey maid) gingerbread creations!
falling water gingerbread by mikey
classic cottage by me
gingerbread arc de triomphe by patrick
trish made a great house, too…but it got destroyed on the journey from my place to mikey’s!!
October 14, 2007 at 6:57 pm · Posted by michael · Filed under awesome
Where do I sign up?
July 11, 2007 at 6:09 pm · Posted by yosef · Filed under awesome, guitar hero, music
matt, you still owe me a b-day present. size small. kthxbye.
