Archive for April, 2006
film pitches
jono hath said:
FINALLY… some people who understand the film business the Phat Phree -ALL
overheard in the IM-sphere
I overheard the following IM conversation between two avid yosefblogers. enjoy.
STAN: Gary?
GARY: Yes, this is Gary
STAN: Gary, Stan Meadows. How are you?
GARY: To tell you honest truth, Stan- pretty damn lousy. My wife left me, my kids are retarded, and I just found out that I have to have a large portion of my brain removed. The only thing keeping me going these days is the hope that I might wake up tomorrow and be dead.
STAN: Shit Gary. That’s awful. let’s see, since we last spoke, my wife got a boob job- looks great, my kid got into Yale (and she’s 11), and i won the lotto… $35 mil powerball, you believe that?
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silly bassie
why should she be the only one who gets to blog about the kids?
here’s an unadulterated transcript of a conversation i had with bassie today:
T: … no you can’t watch a movie before bedtime, you’ve already had a lot of treats today, and in a minute you’re going to get another treat of tatti bedtime
B: that’s not a treat, i like mommy bedtime better
T: [incredulously] what!?!?
B: …because i love mommy more than you
T: ouch.
B: don’t worry…i love you a lot, but i love mommy more
T: that makes me sad
B: … because i love you infinitely and i love mommy more than infinitely
T: oh, so you love me like aleph-0 and mommy like aleph-1?
B: no, actually, i love you like aleph-1, and mommy like aleph-2
T: hmm…you could have at least said you love me like aleph-1 and mommy like c.
B: no, i said what i mean.