Greetings good Sirs and Madams,
My Christian name is Dr. W.C. MacDougall, MD (and I will thank you for not assuming that the initials stand for Water Closet). I am a famed doctor of modern medicine, Director of the W.C. MacDougall Sanitarium for Consumptives and Non-Curables, and have had many essays of my works published in the Journal of the American Society for Psychical Research. I gained the esteem of my colleagues for my work within which you may recognize me best: Entrusting my dutiful Fairbanks scale, and with aide of patients of my sanitarium, I record variances as the soul departs the civilized body (excluding post factum, of course, the weight of any poisons and/or foreign substances that may have entered the specimen moments before necrosis). This is, indubitably, the tip of the parabolic iceberg in my scientific physical findings.
While gathering research, I have discovered that this electric correspondence apparatus you so affectionately dub “Yosefblog” is quite the refectory of scientific and mathematical consumption of all sorts. Thus and henceforth, and because I have found it increasingly difficult to do so elsewhere, I have chosen to publish my scientific findings, experiments and wonders within Yosefblog’s confines for all educated gentlemen and curious ladies to enjoy and gain knotty wisdom from.
I shall publish new findings shortly.
Most Thankfully,
Dr. W.C. MacDougall, MD