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i can tell you’re lying, liar.

18 tricks to teach your body

being that thanksgiving is the day where people every where celebrate that my birthday is only 225 days away, i figured that i’d give you some ideas
some may think that i’d be a little shy about having an american holiday that is celebrated solely as a means of counting down to my birthday, but i don’t really mind.

jazzy said she’ d buy most of my gifts, so you won’t have too much work to do bloggers.

although the musical talent is lacking, the performance is more than honorable.
i wish i had thought of it for my highschool’s talent show.
toad is clearly the coolest.

100 things to do today

the truth about how hard it is to shoot a lock off.

check out these oodely doodle for google contest results. these kids are pretty impressive, except the 5 year old. hers really sucks! learn to draw or give it up!

check out this cool visualization of how big is $87 billion.

here’s a nice little guide i found to quantum entanglement, which Einstein called “spooky action at a distance”. checkitout.

Greetings good Sirs and Madams,

My Christian name is Dr. W.C. MacDougall, MD (and I will thank you for not assuming that the initials stand for Water Closet). I am a famed doctor of modern medicine, Director of the W.C. MacDougall Sanitarium for Consumptives and Non-Curables, and have had many essays of my works published in the Journal of the American Society for Psychical Research. I gained the esteem of my colleagues for my work within which you may recognize me best: Entrusting my dutiful Fairbanks scale, and with aide of patients of my sanitarium, I record variances as the soul departs the civilized body (excluding post factum, of course, the weight of any poisons and/or foreign substances that may have entered the specimen moments before necrosis). This is, indubitably, the tip of the parabolic iceberg in my scientific physical findings.

While gathering research, I have discovered that this electric correspondence apparatus you so affectionately dub “Yosefblog” is quite the refectory of scientific and mathematical consumption of all sorts. Thus and henceforth, and because I have found it increasingly difficult to do so elsewhere, I have chosen to publish my scientific findings, experiments and wonders within Yosefblog’s confines for all educated gentlemen and curious ladies to enjoy and gain knotty wisdom from.

I shall publish new findings shortly.

Most Thankfully,

Dr. W.C. MacDougall, MD