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i was going to try to learn how to do this to impress all of you, but then i decided it would be much cooler if you learned how to do it to impress me! so have at it: How To Shuffle and Cut a Deck of Cards One-Handed.

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masterlock hack

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

don’t say i never taught you anything to do with a beer can and scissors. (watch out: aluminum is sharpppp!)

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Intelligent (street) Design?

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

So my good buddy yosef took me past this sign when we were cruisin around west rogers park yesterday.heck better yes. it’s funny. that’s about it.
if you want to see assorted pictures of dina’s photoshoot in the car and some of bassie bouncin go here

oh, i forgot that i made it a contest….if you find a funnier picture….buy it. i mean, post it, and i’ll give you what’s in the mystery box!!!

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mario and luigi mario

Saturday, September 24th, 2005

kottke reports:

Fascinating and disturbing realistic drawings of Mario and Luigi. Some things you can’t unsee.

as usual, he’s right on the money. enjoi!

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yummy yummy

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

scientists think they’re special because they now understand why cheerios clump together in milk. Duh, I think I figured this out when I was 9. Now, if you want some real science, try to figure out coffee stain rings on your own. I guess it comes down to this:
kid food:kid science::adult food:adult science.

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