Archive for July, 2005

Pet Monkey?

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

For those of you contemplating the purchase of a non-human primate as a pet, I suggest you look at these facts.

And for those stubborn yosefbloggers who need to be scared straight, I give you the testimonials (WARNING: THE TESTIMONIALS CONTAIN SOME BLOODY PHOTOS OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN AS A RESULT OF RAISING A PET MONKEY IN CAPTIVITY!)

shame

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

some guy tried to order Nike iD shoes customized with the word “sweatshop”. sicko.

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

URouLette: Random for Your Pleasure

the dating game

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

nice bachelor searches for female companion

This is my page …….
WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!
I KISS YOU !!!!!

professional minigolf

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

i’ve finally found something to which i can aspire.

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

24 different ways to lace your shoes

laser-guided pencil gun

Monday, July 25th, 2005

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Officeguns.com has instructions for making a laser sighted pencil shooter out of ordinary office supplies. (via BoingBoing)

WWWF

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

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Indigenous women wrestle WWF WWE style. make sure to check out the slideshow.

time to cash out

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

A Japanese bank is putting a slot machine in their ATMs. Get three 7s and the fee is waived. (via Kottke)

I was wondering when Casinos would figure out they should be banks too, to make it very easy to keep playing. Want a second mortgage on your house? Step over here and a bank representative will ensure you get approval. Missed a payment? We’ve got people who can handle that, too.

daylight savings

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

thanks to congress, it looks like we’re going to have two more months of daylight savings time. wow, those farmer’s lobbies sure are powerful.