once again, hospitals are fighting natural selection.
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May 24th, 2005 at 9:51 am
That’s the biggest Star Wars related mishap I’ve heard of since George Lucas used the force to coerce millions into seeing his crappy movies. ["You will see the Star Wars pre-trilogy." ... "We will see the Star Wars pre-trilogy."]
May 24th, 2005 at 10:06 am
I guess there also was that time I was trying to telekinetically wiggle a Snickers bar from a vending machine and it accidentally tipped over on Elisa … that was the day I decided normal men shouldn’t meddle with the powers of the force. I mean, the movies really downplay the contrast between how easily one can move stuff vis-à-vis the difficultly of making them go where you intend them to. I saw an outtake from when Luke was in the cave of the ice monster (hanging upside-down), and he’s trying to summon his light-saber. Sure enough it comes flying his way, but instead of to his hand it smacks him dead in the face! Broken nose, blood everywhere!
May 24th, 2005 at 1:35 pm
There should be a rule against letting the English see Star Wars, or on second thought…..
May 24th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
What’s more amazing than you haphazardly applying the Force is that you were able to then use its powers to make Elisa forget that the whole incident ever happened. Oops! I guess you’ll have to redo that Jedi mind control now that I let that proverbial Han out of the dry ice (or whatever the heck that stuff was…)
May 25th, 2005 at 10:12 am
it was a CARBON FREEZING CHAMBER! pffft! harrison ford is NOT a sea monkey.
May 25th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
There you have it folks: Harrison Ford is not a sea monkey. You heard it here first.