you be the judge
the real indiana jones is planning to excavate the ark of the covenant this summer, after receiving the blessing of an unnamed kabbalist.
the real indiana jones is planning to excavate the ark of the covenant this summer, after receiving the blessing of an unnamed kabbalist.
May 20th, 2005 at 6:24 pm
as long as you keep your when he opens it, you’ll be cool.
May 20th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
sorry, again:
as long as you keep your eyes closed when he opens it, you’ll be cool.
May 20th, 2005 at 6:27 pm
as long as you keep your eyes closed when he opens it, you’ll be cool as a cucumber.
May 21st, 2005 at 9:29 pm
i think this guy’s crazy. there’s no way he’s going to find it in that huge storage warehouse.
May 22nd, 2005 at 1:22 am
Huh? This guy is insane. The basis for the Iniana Jones character comes from a professor at the University of Chicago in the 1930s (or 1950s, I can’t remember).
Shame on that news source for giving him so much lip service.
But he should keep his eyes closed if he opens it, and steer clear of Nazis, those dudes are never good news.
May 22nd, 2005 at 3:05 pm
as always, let’s rely upon the masses:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones
(scroll down under “origins”)
May 22nd, 2005 at 6:26 pm
This thing is full of gems; some of my favorites include:
“He believes the ark will be discovered by Tisha B’Av (Aug. 14), a day of repeated tragedy in Jewish history.”
So is he trying to add to the list of tragedies by being melted alive by the Angel of Death?
“Israel is the only nation whose history was written before it happened.”
Yeah, that’s called prophecy…but it’s not such a popular profession nowadays, you kook!
May 22nd, 2005 at 8:26 pm
I think jono hit it on the button when he said “as long as you keep your when he opens it, you’ll be cool” because I didn’t keep mine when he opened it and it was anything but cool
May 22nd, 2005 at 8:27 pm
I think jono hit it on the button when he said “as long as you keep your when he opens it, you’ll be cool” because I didn’t keep mine when he opened it and it was anything but cool
May 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
I guess i just can’t stress that enough or it could be my rheumatism that made me post that twice
May 23rd, 2005 at 12:41 am
Yosef, help us! Our posts are multiplying with reckless abandon! Make it stop!
May 23rd, 2005 at 9:42 pm
i dont appreciate being called a “reckless abandon”
May 23rd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
I dont appreciate being called a “reckless abandon”
May 23rd, 2005 at 9:47 pm
did you know that rheumatism is the leading cause of 90% of posts that are posted twice