you be the judge

the real indiana jones is planning to excavate the ark of the covenant this summer, after receiving the blessing of an unnamed kabbalist.

14 Responses to “you be the judge”

  1. jono Says:

    as long as you keep your when he opens it, you’ll be cool.

  2. jono Says:

    sorry, again:
    as long as you keep your eyes closed when he opens it, you’ll be cool.

  3. jono Says:

    as long as you keep your eyes closed when he opens it, you’ll be cool as a cucumber.

  4. yosef Says:

    i think this guy’s crazy. there’s no way he’s going to find it in that huge storage warehouse.

  5. Justin Says:

    Huh? This guy is insane. The basis for the Iniana Jones character comes from a professor at the University of Chicago in the 1930s (or 1950s, I can’t remember).

    Shame on that news source for giving him so much lip service.

    But he should keep his eyes closed if he opens it, and steer clear of Nazis, those dudes are never good news.

  6. yosef Says:

    as always, let’s rely upon the masses:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones
    (scroll down under “origins”)

  7. rachel Says:

    This thing is full of gems; some of my favorites include:

    “He believes the ark will be discovered by Tisha B’Av (Aug. 14), a day of repeated tragedy in Jewish history.”

    So is he trying to add to the list of tragedies by being melted alive by the Angel of Death?

    “Israel is the only nation whose history was written before it happened.”

    Yeah, that’s called prophecy…but it’s not such a popular profession nowadays, you kook!

  8. Scooter Says:

    I think jono hit it on the button when he said “as long as you keep your when he opens it, you’ll be cool” because I didn’t keep mine when he opened it and it was anything but cool

  9. Scooter Says:

    I think jono hit it on the button when he said “as long as you keep your when he opens it, you’ll be cool” because I didn’t keep mine when he opened it and it was anything but cool

  10. Scooter Says:

    I guess i just can’t stress that enough or it could be my rheumatism that made me post that twice

  11. rachel Says:

    Yosef, help us! Our posts are multiplying with reckless abandon! Make it stop!

  12. Scooter Says:

    i dont appreciate being called a “reckless abandon”

  13. Scooter Says:

    I dont appreciate being called a “reckless abandon”

  14. Scooter Says:

    did you know that rheumatism is the leading cause of 90% of posts that are posted twice

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