let’s see some yosefblog representation at the new yorker caption contest.
yosefblog contest #352
rachel said,
Here’s my utterly “New Yorker”y entry:
Take a memo, Jean: “Rethink surfboard giveaway for shark demographic.”
Beat that, you witty debutants.
Dovid said,
“Nice shirt, Marge. Oh, good to see you waiting again, Hal.”
yosef said,
“I’ll catch YOU on the flip-side.”
basya said,
“I thought I told you to take down that crappy 80′s art”
matthew said,
“Mr. Tongo, what’s with the surfboard?” “There’s a weasel chomping on my privates!”
rachel said,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Jolly! Fetching! Bravo! Matt, you take the CAKE!
matthew said,
there’s a whole big history behind the quite recent discovery of the world’s funniest category of jokes, that is, “weasel chomping on my privates” jokes. i will simply point you all to the article that originally identified this species … by the paradigmatic “love him or hate him” humor columnist, dave barry. http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/2486270.htm
matthew said,
this link is better, and gives you a visual appreciation of why dave barry feels he needs to be funny: http://www.jsonline.com/lifestyle/advice/jan02/14157.asp?format=print
Shais said,
“Here you. Surf’s up. I’ll punch your plums.”
jono said,
shais wins by default of me blowing snot all over my desk reading that.
yosef said,
jono, wipe up your snot, and make your own contribution.
jono said,
“grab the plunger susan, you’ve got some work to do in there. Weeee!”
Scooter said,
“Alright I’m not having a good day, first my son took the beemer so i had to take the surfboard, then i couldnt find parking so i have to drag the darn thing into the office, then my tie got so starched that its sticking out behind me and some punk spraypainted the word “SIPRESS” on the floor of the office, Now if Bartholomew can quit drooling on the office furniture then we might be able to get some work done”
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