Enough of this TOFULERY!
Mmmm… this empress spicy chicken is DELICIOUS! And the Mongolian beef is TO DIE FOR! Yummy yummy. WHAT? This ISN’T chicken? This isn’t beef? Well what the heck is it? TOFU?!?! Oh my!
That was VER-BATIM my reaction to last night’s sumptuous meal at the Denver International Airport’s new Asian inspired eatery, TOFULERY. TOFULERY flawlessly blends classic Asian cuisine with contemporary Asian atmosphere- making you feel like you’re in the heart of a fun, hip, exciting and delicious ASIA! I was fortunate enough to enjoy my tofu moo shoo while being immersed in authentic Asian culture. Four dapper Japanese businessmen at the table next to mine played a delightful ancient Chinese drinking game- taking shots of SAKE every time an airplane took off. Did somebody say QUAINT?!?! From the colorful clientele to the bamboo wallpaper and Chinese zodiac placemats, your eyes are in for a feast at TOFULERY!
But enough about ambiance, one goes to TOFULERY for the FOOD! The TOFOOD! As you guessed, it’s all about the tofu. With choices like tofu wontons, tofu and rice in orange sauce, sliced tofu with scallions, sweet and sour tofu, tofu with garlic sauce and sautéed tofu, your mouth will be thanking you all night long! And don’t forget to try the exotic tofu, Hunan style! ME LIKEY!
Thinking of just nonchalantly walking past TOFULERY to make your connection in time? Well let me tell you, bub, that ain’t going to happen! Just one whiff of the aromatic wonders that are spawned within is enough to hook and reel you in. But Charlie can smell you too, from a mile away, and his booby-trap is set… a trap to serve you some of the best, most savory tofu dishes you will EVER have!
I may not have a stomach, but I do have what is equivalent to your taste buds, and let me tell you, they were DANCING the night away at TOFULERY. So if you’re a jet-setter like me, go to the Denver International Airport and dine at TOFULERY today!
Until next time, my frequent diners! See you SPOON!!!
May 14th, 2005 at 10:12 pm
julian: why should we trust your restaurant opinions if your palate is not discerning enough to tell the difference between beef and tofu?
February 20th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Julian, not only were you incapable to discern the difference between meat and tofu, but you didn’t even figure it out by the name of the restaurant. I also question the culinary skills of someone who likes and promotes uninteresting and insulting movies. Your review, although you are part asian yourself, is racist as well. You’ve dishonored me and my family.