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A Lovely enCOUNTER

May 5, 2005 at 2:07 pm · Posted by julian thuan · Filed under Uncategorized

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Happy Hour couldn’t be happier at Minneapolis’s posh new hot-spot enCOUNTER. Located in the heart of Chinatown, enCOUNTER boasts the most colorful martini menu the City of 1,000 lakes has to offer. Sex on the beach anyone? You hussy! I’m talking about the drink. Mixology master Frank Larson can mix it up with the best of them- from an Irish Car Bomb to the most breathtaking of Tequila Sunrise’s, Frank is happy to “fill any order”. Out of the way Tom Cruise from COCKTAIL, a new ‘tender’s in town, and he’s got more than a six-pack, he’s got a drink named after him!

The Tanked Frank
2/3 Jack Daniels
1/3 water
3 drops Tabasco sauce
“You man enough?”

Even if my being is incapable of the intake of fluids, the prices at enCOUNTER are easy to swallow! And don’t get me started on the ambiance! Hipsters, dweebs and young professionals alike enjoy the low-lights, mellow jazz and the 1am visits from a wandering tamale salesman. enCOUNTER is THE place to be. But you don’t have to take it from me. Get down to enCOUNTER tonight.

I’ll see you there… from my BAR STOOL!

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Chad Pridemore Jr. said,

May 5, 2005 @ 11:33 pm

Julian Thuan, you monster and destroyer of lives, it sickens me that you can still sit back and drink your perverted-name drinks and feel enjoy yourself after all of the lives you’ve ruined. For so many years, I was ashamed of myself and blamed myself for what happened, thinking I must have asked for it or secretly really wanted it. I even continued the cycle with others. But now I am free of you. I am married to a good woman who loves me and values my manhood. I used to hate you, but now I just pity you because I recognize you for the human leech that you are. If there are any kids out there who are run-aways, you can get help. There are places where people care about you. You don’t find love in the back of some slick strangers limousine. You find love when you love yourself.

“Namby” a/k/a Chad

Hal Bishop said,

May 6, 2005 @ 12:30 pm

Look you’s guys. I’ve been a child molestering since G-D was a boy. Well, not that long… but you get the idear. I’ve been molestin’ for yeeeeeears! Now, I’m not the typical molester you read about in the funny pages or police blotter or whatever yous call ‘em. Those guys make me wanna puke my effin guts out. Let me tell you something that’s not nothing, rather it’s something. See, I’ve got me that Platoian way of thinkin’. I’m from that school, baby. These boys, I give ‘em knowledge. So’s I can see how a Child of Light and Beauty could get caught up in a scandal such as this. I don’t wanna go into detail, you gotta understand, but all I’m sayin’ is- Namby, you gotta calm the eff down, buddy. You may not get it, but Julian was doin’ you a big favor. A bazillion years ago- or whenever the eff it was that Plato was symposiumizin’- a kid like you was the envy of the frickin’ neighborhood! Man, what I wouldn’t give to gain the insights of a Child of Light and Beauty!!! Your attempt to exploit a good Furvormunerian makes me sick! Why don’t yous think about someone other than youself for a change? Huh? Jerko. Effin’ selfish jerko.

Chad Pridemore Jr. said,

May 6, 2005 @ 6:14 pm

Mr. Bishop, your talk has no place on this blog. I have no idea where in the world you got your sick ideas from, but Julian Thuan never laid so much as a little finger on me or any one of his thousands of victims! It is well known that Julian is 100% celibate (and may even be a self-castrate as far as what another minow once told me). What I’m talking about is a form of degradation far more demeaning than any type of physical violation. I am talking about a violation of the soul. Julian Thuan is evil itself and it is his image I still see in my sleep when I wake up in the middle of the night screaming in a cold sweat. But now I have regained my personhood and my manhood. I am a volunteer firefighter, a foster father and taxpaying member of the community.

Dr. leonard kaplan said,

May 8, 2005 @ 11:07 am

I was googling the name of one the single most interresting cases I’ve ever had the pleasure and horror of dealing with – one mr. Jullian Thuan – and stumbled upon this weblog. You, the readers of this blog, were treated to one of the most brilliant demonstrations of Jullian Thuan’s madness and genius that i have ever seen.

Allow me to explain- but first I must take a sip of coffee. Ahhh. Jullian Thuan is one of the only documented cases of a fuvermunerian with multible personality disorder. He is also a master of psychological and telekinetic child mollestation, having victimized myriads of runaways, often “grooming” young lads by taking them horseback riding, or wining and dining them at five star hotels.

But this marvel of a man became all the more interresting when Julian Thuan a/k/a chad pridemore jr, telekinetically mollested one of his own personallities.

I had the pleasure of meeting “namby” when Chad pridemore sr (also one of thuan’s personalities) resolved to send his son to psychologist to cure him of his homosexuality.

The real victems of this tragedy are “namby’s” wife and foster child.

Signed,
Dr. leonard kaplan, PhD

Ps. Jullian- who’s going to win next year’s superbowl?

Dr. Paul Berkowitz said,

May 9, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

All,

While googling the word “googling”, I came across what you call “yosefblog”. I’m impressed by the wealth of information, opinion and nonsense that is held within. By googling the word “googling” however, I came across this thread- A Lovely enCOUNTER, and was shocked, saddened and appalled by the character assassination that I have witnessed.

Allow me to set the record straight. My name is Sir. Dr. Paul Berkowitz, MD, PhD, DDS, OBG-YN, Esq. Quite coincidentally, I am a former colleague of one Dr. Leonard Kaplan. Dr. Kaplan/Chad “Namby” Pridemore, Jr./Hal Bishop is a very, very, very, very ill man. Not only emotionally and mentally, but physically. Sorry to have to break the news to you here Leonard, but the results of your tests came in an hour ago and your line was busy. You should start making final preparations, if you get my drift.

Anywho, I have seen Leonard and his other personalities, Chad and Hal, destroy many a-men’s reputations and livelihoods. And I cannot- nay- I WILL not allow it to happen again. Yosefblog, I implore you, do not listen to the rantings of a terminally ill lunatic. Even more coincidentally, we in the medical profession have been studying Children of Light and Beauty for years, but have come up rather empty handed in our pursuits. Lack of conclusive evidence to our ever mounting hypothesis on CLB’s has broken the spirits, crushed the morale and increased the impotency of many of our best doctors/scientists. Some, including the good doctor Kaplan, find it too much to bear, and take it out on the very beings we research- a seemingly reasonable projection of guilt- until, of course, it drives them mad.

On a personal note, thanks to Julian Thuan’s reviews for both MONSTER IN LAW and enCOUNTER, I have enjoyed a great movie and wonderful libations. I, for one, would hate to see future reviews not posted because Yosefblog ostracized an innocent Child of Light and Beauty. So fear not Julian, my superb yet puzzling friend. Your suffering will end shortly… please give me a call soon, Leonard, as I am sure you would like to know just how shortly.

Signed,
Sir Dr. Paul Berkowitz, MD, PhD, DDS, OBG-YN, Esq.

yosef said,

May 9, 2005 @ 7:08 pm

Dear Dr. Berkowitz:
Are you the same Paul Berkowitz who was the subject of 20/20’s Undercover-Expose last week about ex-cons fradulently claiming to be medical professionals?

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