Sunday, May 29th, 2005
no shambu?
Archive for May, 2005
recipe
Friday, May 27th, 2005check out the first ever in the yosefblog recipe series: special shabbos popsicles.
Celebrity Fashion Faux Pas II…Hasidic Edition!
Friday, May 27th, 2005
Dred locks in the beard? How grody!
Rabbi Joel Kahan, you’ll have to forgive me for not wanting to run my fingers through your yud-gimmel tikunei dikno (13 Attributes of Mercy a/k/a Strands of the Celestial Beard) but I’m afraid I’ll have to pass this time for fear of a sprained wrist! Look out Matisyahu! Here comes the real Hassidic Reggae and this time its gezhe (of old-guard Chabad pedigree)! Perhaps the Cheif Oral Scribe could author his own discourse entitled “L’Hovin HoInyon Shel CONDITIONER” (To understand the idea of conditioner)!
For tips on proper facial hair grooming for the contemporary Hassid, please take a look at that dreamy Georgian hunk, Professor Simon Jacobson of Toward a Meaningful Life fame. Doesn’t his salt-and-pepper beard just glisten! His anvil jaw just means a greater palate on which to lavishly spread that stunning pelt! Take my breath away, Simon! And shame on you, Rabbi Kahan! I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t seem to find “poor grooming” in my Sefer Minhagim (Book of Chabad Customs)! You’ve got only yourself to blame for that.
doctor knows best
Thursday, May 26th, 2005a team of british doctors are proposing a ban on long kitchen knives, to cut down on stabbing deaths.
i myself would instead propose a ban on a-holes who need to be stabbed.
wow
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
check out the museum of bad album cover art.
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
how yosefbloggers will power their segways..
i wonder if there are any benefits to using organics…
Cartoon Mythology
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005Has anyone ever actually been injured after slipping on a banana peel?
Phil Spector has a gun! Call the FASHION police!!!
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
I don’t know anything about who shot and killed B-movie actress Lana Clarkson, but I do know one crime that the record producing mogul PHIL SPECTOR has committed… a crime against good taste! In this picture at his May 23rd arraignment, the King of Vinyl himself dons a truly reckless hairdo and are those… yes, I believe those are tiny bronze sombrero buttons on his shirt! WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?! Why, I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t even wearing pants! If he could just put the energy he spends shooting women into his wardrobe, we’d have the next Gianni Versace on our hands!
Come on everyone! Post your favorite hilarious celebrity fashion faux-pas now!
more estar guars news
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005once again, hospitals are fighting natural selection.
hmm
Monday, May 23rd, 2005get a free yourname@budweiser.com email address.