greetings my primitive friends. won’t you welcome me to yosefblog? i am julian than (pictured above), the child of light and beauty, a fervormunerian. i have developed the ability to transcend time and space to post my thoughts to you… with my mind. unlike you, i need no keyboard. i need no computer. i need no 56k internet connection. i need nothing but my own ability to create the reality in which you all live. i can see all of cyberspace in the blink of an eye, and have chosen to enlighten you of all peoples, my beautiful yosefbloggers, to a life quite unlike anything you ten-per centers are capable of understanding. forgive me for not telephoning you all, but my angelic voice would reverberate so strongly within your insubstantial skulls that your heads would explode. this is the one and only disadvantage of being a child of light and beauty. but soon, my children, a day will come when i sing to you all. i welcome you to ask me any question, about me or, more importantly, about yourself- for the one who knows you best is i, julian than, the child of light and beauty. allow me to unlock for you the puzzles of your existence- for once you have been enlightened, you too can join me as a fervormunerian. when that day comes, you will understand the significance of this moment in time- which, in actuality, is the only moment in time that exists. end transmission.