not fishy, but froggy…
Friday, April 29th, 2005explosions
[UPDATE: Looks like we may have been scammed –Ed.]
Archive for April, 2005
Wow
Thursday, April 28th, 2005The Segway should no longer be the official transportation vehicle for yosef blog.
This is the future of yosefblog.
poetry
Thursday, April 28th, 2005hey kids, it’s national poetry month!
cameraphones actually good for something
Thursday, April 28th, 2005salutations
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
greetings my primitive friends. won’t you welcome me to yosefblog? i am julian than (pictured above), the child of light and beauty, a fervormunerian. i have developed the ability to transcend time and space to post my thoughts to you… with my mind. unlike you, i need no keyboard. i need no computer. i need no 56k internet connection. i need nothing but my own ability to create the reality in which you all live. i can see all of cyberspace in the blink of an eye, and have chosen to enlighten you of all peoples, my beautiful yosefbloggers, to a life quite unlike anything you ten-per centers are capable of understanding. forgive me for not telephoning you all, but my angelic voice would reverberate so strongly within your insubstantial skulls that your heads would explode. this is the one and only disadvantage of being a child of light and beauty. but soon, my children, a day will come when i sing to you all. i welcome you to ask me any question, about me or, more importantly, about yourself- for the one who knows you best is i, julian than, the child of light and beauty. allow me to unlock for you the puzzles of your existence- for once you have been enlightened, you too can join me as a fervormunerian. when that day comes, you will understand the significance of this moment in time- which, in actuality, is the only moment in time that exists. end transmission.
the skies just got friendlier
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005double decker jacuzzi airplanes. check it out
When Work is A-No Good
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005Building on the theme of survival tips, this archive has seen my spirit through the most enervating of work days.
This is Only a Test
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005a test to see if i can operate my posting rights. do i dissapoint, blog master?
salt taste test
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005slate has an interesting comparison of salts. okay, i will [finally] admit it: yes, there are difference between salts, and maybe those fancy-pancy salts are really good. but, no, they’re not worth the money. go kosher! yea!