The whole story began when I wanted to propose one of those stupid contest for this blog where people do stupid things and get attention for it. My idea was to challenge you dopes to see who could successfully submit the worst laffy taffy joke and actually get it printed. I rubbed my hands in glee imagining the senseless and/or cryptically offensive jokes that would be distributed on candy wrappers worldwide.
The only problem is that when I tried to find out HOW to submit the
jokes, I ran into a dead end.
After Googling around, I discovered that I was not the only one who found it impossible to submit jokes to laffy taffy and that the whole “joke” is quite possibly on us, the public, and that there is, quite realistically, no such thing as submitting jokes to laffy taffy at all!
The whole thing is one big fat scam. I am encouraging the consciencious public to harrass the hell out of Wonka candies.
No mercy.