Laffy Taffy
The whole story began when I wanted to propose one of those stupid contest for this blog where people do stupid things and get attention for it. My idea was to challenge you dopes to see who could successfully submit the worst laffy taffy joke and actually get it printed. I rubbed my hands in glee imagining the senseless and/or cryptically offensive jokes that would be distributed on candy wrappers worldwide.
The only problem is that when I tried to find out HOW to submit the
jokes, I ran into a dead end.
After Googling around, I discovered that I was not the only one who found it impossible to submit jokes to laffy taffy and that the whole “joke” is quite possibly on us, the public, and that there is, quite realistically, no such thing as submitting jokes to laffy taffy at all!
The whole thing is one big fat scam. I am encouraging the consciencious public to harrass the hell out of Wonka candies.
No mercy.
March 29th, 2005 at 11:10 am
at least we can still send photos to jones soda.
http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/
March 29th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
Ok, so I called wonka, and here is my first conversation:
http://yosefklein.com/archives/1.mp3
Sort of interresting, especially because she had to put me on hold before she gave me that excuse. So I tried again hoping for hole in their story.
http://yosefklein.com/archives/2.mp3
unfortunately, everyhting seemed like it was un the up-and-up. A stupid system, but nothing that strongly hinted to any “funny-business.”
April 24th, 2005 at 12:43 am
I was just trying to figure that out! I thought maybe if I did a google search someone might tell me how to get to submiting a joke..and I found this… listened to the conversations by the way.. I like the second girl better…she seems like more fun…How did you record that by the way?
July 20th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
i’ve been trying to find out for an hour and i do thinks it impossible