Dovid said,

March 27, 2005 @ 7:27 pm

Every so often I forget to turn my alarm clock off before Shabbos, but I end up sleeping through the hour of utter and nearly unbearable annoyance anyways. Therefore, I think the alrm clock should wet your bed first, and then hide. That way you’ll be mad enough at it to want to find it… and perhaps kill it. Which is obviously what the carpet is for (being able to take a beating).